Not praying for rain.

“We should all pray for rain”, says Prime Minister John Howard.

How can anyone take seriously a man who believes in a being that, apparently, is so childish that it withholds rain until we appeal to its conscience?

7 responses to “Not praying for rain.

  1. Yeah sorry, it’s my fault we aren’t getting any rain. And I’m going to withhold my prayers until I get a ransom of 1 million … I mean, 100 billion dollars! Muhahahahahahaha!

    • I was shocked to read your opinion about God. I know that it was a while ago, but I felt like saying something. I realy hope that you have changed your mind by now. I come from another country and I could not believe that so many Australians deny the existance of God. That is your answer if you wondered why Australia is not blessed with enough rain. You should take at heart what Russel wrote. If you stand in front of God one day, you can not claim that you didn’t know, anymore. You’ve been informed. Russel has done his part as a Christian.

  2. Blasphemy!

    I’ve been praying that our Lord and Master, the Flying Spaghetti Monster will use His Noodly Appendage to loosen up some of our clouds and was rewarded with some rain this afternoon.

    He clearly works in mysterious ways.

    Anyway, I proved long ago that prayer cannot work. Howard’s being a populist dick.

  3. You gotta admit, it looks like it worked – just ask any Novocastrian.

  4. What a spiteful old bastard your God is, Russell.

    Oh well. Oh, BTW, probably not a good idea to suggest that people that don’t hold your belief lead a meaningless existance. Not a great way of winning arguments.

    Unless you are taking the piss of course. I never can tell.

  5. hallelujah! I have seen the way!

    I shall submit to his noodliness a sacrafice of bolognaise sauce!

  6. I believe that maybe God just wants us to ask & have Faith that He can bring us rain even when weather reports do not predict it. God can part the Red Sea, He can make it rain, maybe we just have to believe.

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